Why didn't you eat your sperm? Well, then masturbate yourself

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

Honey, why are you touching your pussy? Let me do it, you'll come right away

You want something new, you can have it, but watch your mouth

It's convenient when a girl is wearing only pantyhose - tear them off and I'm already going in

Dude, your car is so cool, it makes me want to give you

The new girl hasn't yet learned how to massage, so she just fucks clients

Don't tell your parents we're having sex instead of economics

The colored-eyed elf can't get off the dick